Because you like Charlie Kaufman in Adaptation

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Tony Montana makes up for his language barrier with his immense skill at cursing as loud and effectively as humanly possible. See them in Scarface.

For Lee Everett, every day is now just another struggle to collect supplies, find other survivors, and stay alive. See them in The Walking Dead (Video Game).

Charismatic, sociopathic, and dramatic, Charlie Bronson wants nothing more than to be famous. See them in Bronson.

Talking to a stranger on a train is the best decision Jesse Wallace ever made. See them in Before Sunrise.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Intelligent Adele is soft spoken yet brimming with emotion. See them in Blue is the Warmest Color.

Greg Hirsch is new to the Roy family's cutthroat world of wealth and privilege. See them in Succession.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

Success for Eggsy Unwin means joining Kingsman, and failure could mean death. See them in Kingsman: The Secret Service.

Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

When Andrew Neiman is not in classes during the day, he's rehearsing his drums until his hands bleed at night. See them in Whiplash.