Because you like Charlie Kaufman in Adaptation

Don't ask the ruthless queen of the Tokyo underworld any questions unless you're fine with losing a limb. See them in Kill Bill vol. 1.

A deadbeat dad and small-time con-artist, Frank Gallagher gives nothing and yet expects everything. See them in Shameless.

When the going gets tough, Dre Johnson gets tougher. Well, he'd like to think he does. See them in Blackish.

A hurricane of a human being, Marla Singer is destructive and unforgettable. See them in Fight Club.

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.

Tom Hansen is a full-fledged romantic impatiently waiting for his love story. See them in (500) Days of Summer.

Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.

Can you be reckless and still be in control? Neil McCormick hopes so. See them in Mysterious Skin.

Point the fun-loving Pippin Took towards second breakfast, and he's one happy hobbit. See them in The Lord of the Rings.