Because you like Charlie Kaufman in Adaptation

A deadbeat dad and small-time con-artist, Frank Gallagher gives nothing and yet expects everything. See them in Shameless.

A hurricane of a human being, Marla Singer is destructive and unforgettable. See them in Fight Club.

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.

Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.

The only thing Albert Wesker cares about is turning himself into a God. See them in Resident Evil Series.

Liu Kang spends his days training his body and spirit, seeking to become the ultimate warrior. See them in Mortal Kombat.

Give in to the dark side with vampire Lestat; it's more fun. See them in Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles.

Can you be reckless and still be in control? Neil McCormick hopes so. See them in Mysterious Skin.