Because you like Charlie Kaufman in Adaptation

Nadia Vulvokov is a no-nonsense broad with a dark sense of humor and a flippant attitude. See them in Russian Doll.

The only thing Albert Wesker cares about is turning himself into a God. See them in Resident Evil Series.

Liu Kang spends his days training his body and spirit, seeking to become the ultimate warrior. See them in Mortal Kombat.

Give in to the dark side with vampire Lestat; it's more fun. See them in Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles.

Hedwig is a lost soul with a punk rock spirit. See them in Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Raiden is an efficient soldier haunted by his repressed past. See them in Metal Gear Series.

Chris Miles has run out of cash, luck, and drugs. See them in Skins.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Rogue's touch is literally deadly, and she's trying to learn from the older mutants how to manager her powers. See them in X-Men Series.

A believer in the philosophy of Nietzsche, Dwayne Hoover has taken a vow of silence until he becomes a test pilot for the Air Force. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Shaggy might be a bit of a slacker, but his heart and his stomach are usually in the right place. See them in Scooby-Doo.