Because you like Ralph Parker in A Christmas Story

Don't ask the ruthless queen of the Tokyo underworld any questions unless you're fine with losing a limb. See them in Kill Bill vol. 1.

Judge Dredd is less a man and more a living manifestation of justice. See them in Dredd.

For Sly Cooper, stealing isn't just about the haul. It's also about the journey. See them in Sly Cooper.

Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.

No baths please for Gary the Snail. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Daxter is half otter, half weasel, all snark. See them in Jak and Daxter.

Jasmine dreams of something more than palace life, and she's not afraid to go get it. See them in Aladdin.

El Diablo's fiery temper produces actual fire. See them in Suicide Squad.

It's a mad, mad world, but Alice has a surprisingly level head as goes her own way down the rabbit hole. See them in Alice in Wonderland.

People think Karen Smith is a dumb blonde, but she disagrees and is proud she can predict the weather with her breasts. See them in Mean Girls.

A deadbeat dad and small-time con-artist, Frank Gallagher gives nothing and yet expects everything. See them in Shameless.

Tail's smarts and helpful nature come in handy in a pinch. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.