Because you like Ralph Parker in A Christmas Story

Relentlessly cheerful and optimistic, Erin Hannon is an office receptionist. See them in The Office.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

This cannibalistic villain may be a loner, but Killer Croc doesn't have problems with self-confidence. See them in Suicide Squad.

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

Cyclops shoots lasers out of his eyes, destroying anything in his line of sight. See them in X-Men Series.

Blunt but anxious, Gretchen Ross bonds most easily with those who have lived tough lives like she has. See them in Donnie Darko.

A devoted butler, Alfred Pennyworth is both a fiercely protective guardian and a lethal gunman. See them in Gotham.

Both a noble district attorney and a psychopathic villain, Harvey Dent proves some men really can have it all. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Baloo is a fun-lovin' bear who just needs the bare necessities of life See them in The Jungle Book.

Petyr Baelish's main assets? A sharp mind, deep pockets, and no scruples. See them in Game of Thrones.