Because you like Winston Smith in 1984

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Clay Jensen's friend Hannah is gone, and he is determined to find out why even if that brings him pain. See them in Thirteen Reasons Why .

Gregor Samsa is an ordinary man in an abnormal predicament. See them in The Metamorphosis.

A librarian and aspiring Egyptologist, Evie O'Connell would rather have her own adventures than just read about them. See them in The Mummy.

Jim Raynor is a decent man in an indecent universe. See them in StarCraft.

Carolos has perfect hair, a lab coat, and a constant readiness to do science. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

This android may not have emotions, but Lt. Commander Data's curiosity about humanity is endless. See them in Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Beth March is the glue that holds her family together. See them in Little Women.

Freelance writer Diane is dating a dog and writing a memoir of a horse. See them in Bojack Horseman.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Clarice Starling is patiently working with one serial killer to stop another. See them in The Silence of the Lambs.

Merry Brandybuck is a troublemaking hobbit with a brave streak that some might call foolhardy. See them in The Lord of the Rings.