Because you like Krusty The Clown in The Simpsons

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

This cannibalistic villain may be a loner, but Killer Croc doesn't have problems with self-confidence. See them in Suicide Squad.

Turanga Leela is the daughter of two mutants who live in the sewers below New York City. See them in Futurama.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

This lab mouse has one thing on his huge brain: trying to take over the world on a nightly basis. See them in Pinky and the Brain.

This bite-sized, power-hungry plankton is determined to uncover the secret recipe for the Krusty Krab burger. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Awkward and anxious. It's not easy being Meg Griffin. See them in Family Guy.

Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

Anger is a cantankerous hothead whose job is to get others riled up. See them in Inside Out.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.