Because you like Krusty The Clown in The Simpsons

A cursed pirate captain, Barbossa is greedy, vengeful, and surprisingly cheeky. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Frederick Frankenstein is an eccentric (O.K., maybe a little insane) professor who is excited to be delving into his family's past. See them in Young Frankenstein.

A grumpy tourist trap owner, Grunkle Stan has a few deep secrets. See them in Gravity Falls.

His nickname of 'Zero' says a lot about what other people think of him, but he's finally standing up for himself. See them in Holes.

A scary monster on the outside, James P. Sullivan is really a softie on the inside. See them in Monsters, Inc..

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

Disgust is a friend who makes sure you stay away from all things gross. See them in Inside Out.

Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.

Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.

A poised, stately man-out-of-time, Ichabod Crane typically faces the modern world with wry quip. See them in Sleepy Hollow.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.