Because you like Dorothy Zbornak in The Golden Girls

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Christine Palmer is a great surgeon and an even better friend. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A formerly righteous wizard, Saruman has been corrupted by the forces of evil. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

The party never really ends with Penny Lane, a rock-worshipping groupie who is refreshingly self-aware and free-spirited. See them in Almost Famous.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

A suave manipulator, Sebastian Valmont is valiantly fighting off a developing conscience. See them in Cruel Intentions.

Peter Kavinsky is a jock who only cares about getting back at his ex, or so he says. See them in To all The Boys I've Loved Before.

James Gordon happens to be the one guy in Gotham City with proper morals who doesn't also run around in a cape. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Popular jock Andrew Clark is pretty bizarre. He's just better at hiding it, that's all. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Therese Belivet spent her life letting other people guide her along, and she wants to take control now. See them in Carol.

Jeff Winger thinks he's too cool for school, which is a problem because he just enrolled in community college. See them in Community.