Character Recommendations Based on Bob Pinciotti

Moe Szyslak The Simpsons

Crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield

John Dorian Scrubs

As a doctor-in-training, JD's head should be in the game. But most of the time, it's in the clouds

Bane The Dark Knight

A cruel supervillain born and raised in the darkness

Leonard Hofstadter The Big Bang Theory

The normal one among his scientist friends, though in fairness that's a low bar

Marge Simpson The Simpsons

Mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine

Michael Corleone The Godfather

Keeping your cool is just as useful in the underworld as in war, and he's stone-cold

Jacob Kowalski Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them

He's just a baker caught up in an otherworldly adventure

Kenny McCormick South Park

A boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands

Robb Stark Game of Thrones

This brave "Young Wolf" has never lost a battle