Because you like Pearl in Steven Universe

Those who stand against this singular super ninja are doomed to fail. See them in Ninja Gaiden.

Homer Simpson is a beer-loving disaster in charge of nuclear safety in Springfield. Everybody run! See them in The Simpsons.

Sophisticated and aloof, Darcy couldn’t care less about marriage, despite women throwing themselves upon him with wishes of matrimony. See them in Pride & Prejudice.

Blade has all the cool vampire powers with none of the weaknesses. Definitely not a guy to pick a fight with. See them in Blade.

Despite this being Robin Buckley's first rodeo with the strange things that go down in Hawkins, she is quick to adapt and proves herself to be a loyal friend. See them in Stranger Things.

Amber Holt is perpetually caught between forging her own path and stumbling around in the dark. See them in Parenthood.

It's certainly easier to get great footage of crimes when you can guarantee they'll happen. See them in Nightcrawler.

Sylar's victims are found all over the country, many with their brains removed. See them in Heroes.

Gollum is slimy and seething with hatred, the last person you would want to meet in a dark cave. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Ariel knows there's a whole other world above the sea, but exploring it comes at a big price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

Winston Bishop is sweet, thoughtful, and a little oblivious. And above, he's a loyal friend. See them in New Girl.

Cosmo Kramer is an eccentric schemer whom you might know better as the "Assman." See them in Seinfeld.