Because you like Stan Marsh in South Park

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Mitchell Pritchett
473

Mitchell Pritchett prefers to have a place for everything and everything in its place. See them in Modern Family.

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Gob Bluth
551

Whether he's performing "illusions" or running the family business, one thing is certain: Gob Bluth will screw it up. See them in Arrested Development.

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Callie Torres
236

Breaking bones and hearts, Callie Torres has figured out how to put the bones back together. But the hearts? Not so much. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

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Bree Van De Kamp
79

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.

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Abigail Hobbs
315

There's nothing like discovering dear old dad is a serial killer to send you into an (understandable) funk. See them in Hannibal.

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Sasuke Uchiha
1907

Sasuke's quest for vengeance is above all else. See them in Naruto.

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Napoleon Dynamite
1433

Napoleon Dynamite loves tater tots, mythical beasts, and reveling in his awkwardness. See them in Napoleon Dynamite.

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Ellis Boyd "Red" Redding
556

The self-proclaimed "only guilty man in Shawshank prison" has wisdom to share, such as the best way to smuggle a Rita Hayworth poster into a Maine prison. See them in The Shawshank Redemption.

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Mindy Lahiri
397

On the bright side, Mindy Lahiri is always willing to volunteer her opinion. On the dark side, this doc’s prescriptions can be misguided and shallow. See them in The Mindy Project.

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Cece Parekh
159

Loyal and supportive, Cece Parekh is the best friend a girl could ask for. It doesn't hurt that she's a supermodel. See them in New Girl.

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Sam Weir
159

Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

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Joel
1364

Joel is a hardened, jaded survivor who keeps finding things to fight for. See them in The Last of Us.