Because you like Stan Marsh in South Park

Mitchell Pritchett prefers to have a place for everything and everything in its place. See them in Modern Family.

Talking to a stranger on a train is the best decision Jesse Wallace ever made. See them in Before Sunrise.

Donna is boisterous and spunky traveller of the TARDIS, exploring worlds beyond the simple mundane enterprises of Earth. See them in Doctor Who.

Ponyboy Curtis is a "Greaser" on the surface, but he's a sensitive poet underneath. See them in The Outsiders.

Wei Shen is an undercover cop on a mission for justice (or at least vengeance). See them in Sleeping Dogs.

Meticulous Arthur is always prepared, but he may not be ready to be the point man in the criminal world of dream sharing. See them in Inception.

Driven yet empathetic, Emily Prentiss brings humanity to the pursuit of inhuman killers. See them in Criminal Minds.

Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

The best part of Yelena Belova's life was fake and no one told her. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Shrek is a nasty-on-the-surface ogre with a heart of gold and an earful of wax. See them in Shrek.

Edward Elric has a quick mind along with a quick temper. See them in Fullmetal Alchemist.

When the going gets tough, Dre Johnson gets tougher. Well, he'd like to think he does. See them in Blackish.