Because you like Stan Marsh in South Park

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Remy could be a five star Michelin chef, the only problem is that he is quite literally a rat. See them in Ratatouille.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

David Nolan is a noble fairy tale prince with the heart of a hero, regardless of whether he can remember his past or not. See them in Once Upon a Time.

John Wick is a widowed former Navy Seal who becomes a notoriously effective hitman, killing over 124 people with gunshots alone. See them in John Wick.

K-2SO is a blunt and sarcastic reprogrammed Imperial droid who is always up for an adventure. See them in Rogue One.

Ryan Howard is a temp turned executive turned failing small-time media mogul. See them in The Office.

Mike Ehrmantraut is rutheless, merciless, and probably the most endearing hitman you've ever met. See them in Breaking Bad.

His nickname of 'Zero' says a lot about what other people think of him, but he's finally standing up for himself. See them in Holes.

Dallas Winston is headed down a dangerous, criminal road. See them in The Outsiders.

Kristoff may seem standoffish, but this ice harvester has a warm heart. See them in Frozen.

A malevolent dark wizard, Voldemort is so fearsome that he's known primarily as "He Who Must Not Be Named." See them in Harry Potter Series.