Because you like Stan Marsh in South Park

D.J. Tanner is a rebellious teen who wishes her lame dad would butt out of her personal life. See them in Full House.

An adventurous dreamer, George Bailey always winds up putting other people's dreams first. See them in It's A Wonderful Life.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Experiment 626 was designed for one thing: to destroy everything he touches. See them in Lilo & Stich.

A cursed pirate captain, Barbossa is greedy, vengeful, and surprisingly cheeky. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

They say prison changes you, and Piper Chapman is figuring that out the hard way. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Donatello might come off as a tad nerdy, but don't let his geekiness fool you. He's a trained ninja and a skilled fighter. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

This elf loves smiling, eating sugar, and spreading Christmas cheer. And no matter what, Buddy always sees the best in people. See them in Elf.

Wheatley's got an endless supply of bad ideas that he wants to share. See them in Portal Series.