Because you like Stan Marsh in South Park

Mavis Dracula's interests are anything black, scream cheese, and flying around. See them in Hotel Transylvania.

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Prideful and psychotic tendencies combine to make Dr. Eggman a dangerous and villain who will squash anyone in his path. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

A free-spirited girl, Kim doesn't judge by appearances. See them in Edward Scissorhands.

Success for Eggsy Unwin means joining Kingsman, and failure could mean death. See them in Kingsman: The Secret Service.

A scary monster on the outside, James P. Sullivan is really a softie on the inside. See them in Monsters, Inc..

Amy Farrah Fowler deserves sainthood for putting up with Sheldon Cooper. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Velma Kelly will do anything to get the limelight back. See them in Chicago.

Galina Reznikov is the head chef of prison, cooking up meals as well as storms on anyone who dares to cross her; even the guards are terrified of her. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

James Gordon happens to be the one guy in Gotham City with proper morals who doesn't also run around in a cape. See them in DC Extended Universe.