Because you like Randy Marsh in South Park

Howard Wolowitz is an engineer whose serious mommy issues somehow haven't dimmed his confidence. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

A born psychopath, don't expect Michael Myers to understand the difference between right and wrong. See them in Halloween.

Disgust is a friend who makes sure you stay away from all things gross. See them in Inside Out.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

Eric Forman's interests include smoking weed, collecting Luke Skywalker memorabilia, eating Fatso burgers, and making his dad mad. See them in That '70s Show.

Thanos is an intergalactic warlord, on the hunt for infinite power. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

For Lee Everett, every day is now just another struggle to collect supplies, find other survivors, and stay alive. See them in The Walking Dead (Video Game).

Thanks to the contributions of this 14-year-old, the world is only occasionally destroyed by his grandfather. See them in Rick and Morty.

Mother Gothel is a great mother as long as you never, ever, break the rules. See them in Tangled.

Tail's smarts and helpful nature come in handy in a pinch. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.