Because you like Randy Marsh in South Park

Glenn Rhee somehow never loses his enthusiastic spirit – even in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. See them in The Walking Dead.

Velma Kelly will do anything to get the limelight back. See them in Chicago.

Sidney Prescott is trying to return to life as a regular, teenage girl – one who doesn't cause rooms to go silent when she walks in. See them in Scream.

Combining an innocent face with an insatiable bloodlust, Eli recruits friends to join the vampire way of life. See them in Let the Right One In.

David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.

Ichigo Momomiya is a bubbly student by day, magical cat-powered superhero by night. See them in Tokyo Mew Mew.

The Kid doesn't talk. He just acts with determination. See them in Bastion.

Remy Hadley is a closed book—a cynical, super-smart closed book. See them in House M.D..

Can you be reckless and still be in control? Neil McCormick hopes so. See them in Mysterious Skin.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

All Catelyn Stark wants is to keep her family safe, but life in Westeros makes it nearly impossible. See them in Game of Thrones.

Patrick Verona is a bad boy who's after a tough girl. See them in 10 Things I Hate About You.