Because you like Randy Marsh in South Park

A believer in the philosophy of Nietzsche, Dwayne Hoover has taken a vow of silence until he becomes a test pilot for the Air Force. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

An alien, a time-traveler, and an esper are following Haruhi Suzumiya, who – unknown to herself – is a near-omnipotent reality warper. See them in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

In constant agony, Ava Starr will do anything to give up the superpowers that are slowly killing her. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Strong-willed Norah Silverberg isn't willing to be the goody bag at anyone's pity party. See them in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Mabel Pines loves sparkles, animals, friendship, and fun. See them in Gravity Falls.

Iris West is a barista and blogger determined to expose a secret. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Mitchell Pritchett prefers to have a place for everything and everything in its place. See them in Modern Family.

Kagami Hiiragi keeps her grades up, helps at Takanomiya Shrine, serves as class president, and hangs out with her friends. See them in Lucky Star.

The "runt" of his biker gang, Tetsuo Shima grapples with a perpetual inferiority complex. See them in Akira.