Because you like Randy Marsh in South Park

Mabel Pines loves sparkles, animals, friendship, and fun. See them in Gravity Falls.

A believer in the philosophy of Nietzsche, Dwayne Hoover has taken a vow of silence until he becomes a test pilot for the Air Force. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Strong-willed Norah Silverberg isn't willing to be the goody bag at anyone's pity party. See them in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

An alien, a time-traveler, and an esper are following Haruhi Suzumiya, who – unknown to herself – is a near-omnipotent reality warper. See them in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Mitchell Pritchett prefers to have a place for everything and everything in its place. See them in Modern Family.

One of the best in the magical world, Mad-Eye has the battle scars to prove his dedication to such a dangerous job. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Iris West is a barista and blogger determined to expose a secret. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Kagami Hiiragi keeps her grades up, helps at Takanomiya Shrine, serves as class president, and hangs out with her friends. See them in Lucky Star.

Emma Frost's superpower: transforming her body into an unbreakable diamond. See them in X-Men Series.