Because you like Mr. Garrison in South Park

Kumar Patel is always high, always hungry for sliders. See them in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

Paulie Bleeker is shy, sweet, and super into orange tic-tacs. See them in Juno.

For a taciturn, shadowy vampire, Angel has got a big mouth. See them in Angel.

Joey Potter is a low-key girl next door in love with her best friend. See them in Dawson's Creek.

Ahsoka Tano hopes to be a very powerful and knowledgeable Jedi one day. See them in The Clone Wars.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

Mr. Fox will never truly be happy without a dead chicken between his chompers. See them in Fantastic Mr. Fox.

Clay Jensen's friend Hannah is gone, and he is determined to find out why even if that brings him pain. See them in Thirteen Reasons Why .

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

When he’s not working at the banana stand or awkwardly hitting on his cousin, George Michael tries his best to appease his father. See them in Arrested Development.

A scary monster on the outside, James P. Sullivan is really a softie on the inside. See them in Monsters, Inc..

Domino is phenomenally lucky‚ and, yes, that's a superpower. See them in Deadpool.