Because you like Mr. Garrison in South Park

Back in his hometown, Richie Tozier has been punched, dragged to a crackhouse and now has to kill a clown. See them in It.

Riggan Thomson is a washed-up movie star running from his inner demons. Alas those inner demons look just like the superhero he used to play. See them in Birdman.

Kumar Patel is always high, always hungry for sliders. See them in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

Paulie Bleeker is shy, sweet, and super into orange tic-tacs. See them in Juno.

For a taciturn, shadowy vampire, Angel has got a big mouth. See them in Angel.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

Ahsoka Tano hopes to be a very powerful and knowledgeable Jedi one day. See them in The Clone Wars.

Mr. Fox will never truly be happy without a dead chicken between his chompers. See them in Fantastic Mr. Fox.

Domino is phenomenally lucky‚ and, yes, that's a superpower. See them in Deadpool.

When he’s not working at the banana stand or awkwardly hitting on his cousin, George Michael tries his best to appease his father. See them in Arrested Development.

A scary monster on the outside, James P. Sullivan is really a softie on the inside. See them in Monsters, Inc..

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.