Because you like Mr. Garrison in South Park

This bite-sized, power-hungry plankton is determined to uncover the secret recipe for the Krusty Krab burger. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Thanks to the contributions of this 14-year-old, the world is only occasionally destroyed by his grandfather. See them in Rick and Morty.

Zeratul is cryptic, mystic, and not to be messed with. See them in StarCraft .

Marie Antoinette may be a fun-loving queen who has it all, but her husband doesn't know how to have sex, and an angry mob wants to cut off her head. See them in Marie Antoinette.

Liu Kang spends his days training his body and spirit, seeking to become the ultimate warrior. See them in Mortal Kombat.

Mac is a karate-chopping, beer-chugging schemer. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Luis is a deliverer of silver linings and long-winded stories. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Needles Kane says shut up and bleed. See them in Twisted Metal .

In his heart, this student rebel is more of a lover than a fighter. See them in Les Miserables.

He's a get rich or die tryin' kind of raccoon. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Soos Ramirez is a loving doofus man-child. See them in Gravity Falls.