Because you like Mr. Garrison in South Park

Liu Kang spends his days training his body and spirit, seeking to become the ultimate warrior. See them in Mortal Kombat.

Thanks to the contributions of this 14-year-old, the world is only occasionally destroyed by his grandfather. See them in Rick and Morty.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Needles Kane says shut up and bleed. See them in Twisted Metal .

Zeratul is cryptic, mystic, and not to be messed with. See them in StarCraft .

Marie Antoinette may be a fun-loving queen who has it all, but her husband doesn't know how to have sex, and an angry mob wants to cut off her head. See them in Marie Antoinette.

Mac is a karate-chopping, beer-chugging schemer. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Luis is a deliverer of silver linings and long-winded stories. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

He's a get rich or die tryin' kind of raccoon. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

In his heart, this student rebel is more of a lover than a fighter. See them in Les Miserables.

Soos Ramirez is a loving doofus man-child. See them in Gravity Falls.

Paulie Bleeker is shy, sweet, and super into orange tic-tacs. See them in Juno.