Because you like Mr. Garrison in South Park

Mac is a karate-chopping, beer-chugging schemer. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Liu Kang spends his days training his body and spirit, seeking to become the ultimate warrior. See them in Mortal Kombat.

Thanks to the contributions of this 14-year-old, the world is only occasionally destroyed by his grandfather. See them in Rick and Morty.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Marie Antoinette may be a fun-loving queen who has it all, but her husband doesn't know how to have sex, and an angry mob wants to cut off her head. See them in Marie Antoinette.

Luis is a deliverer of silver linings and long-winded stories. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

In his heart, this student rebel is more of a lover than a fighter. See them in Les Miserables.

He's a get rich or die tryin' kind of raccoon. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Riggan Thomson is a washed-up movie star running from his inner demons. Alas those inner demons look just like the superhero he used to play. See them in Birdman.