Because you like Kenny McCormick in South Park

A grumpy tourist trap owner, Grunkle Stan has a few deep secrets. See them in Gravity Falls.

John Wick is a widowed former Navy Seal who becomes a notoriously effective hitman, killing over 124 people with gunshots alone. See them in John Wick.

Frank Reynolds is too gross even for the prostitutes he hires. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

This master marksman may be a villain, but Deadshot's motives aren't quite as selfish as they seem. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Rick Sanchez is a gruff, alcoholic mad scientist, with the emphasis on "mad." See them in Rick and Morty.

Vanellope von Schweetz is princess of the Sugar Rush game who could care less about being royal. See them in Wreck it Ralph.

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Playing his cards close to his vest, J. Daniel Atlas believes the closer you look, the less you see. See them in Now You See Me.

The fearless bodyguard of Rick Flag, Katana will ruthlessly kill her enemies, trapping their souls in her sword. See them in DC Extended Universe.