Because you like Kenny McCormick in South Park
Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.
Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .
Kristoff may seem standoffish, but this ice harvester has a warm heart. See them in Frozen.
Remy could be a five star Michelin chef, the only problem is that he is quite literally a rat. See them in Ratatouille.
Jessica Rabbit isn't bad. She's just drawn that way. See them in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.
Leonard Hofstadter is the normal one among his scientist friends, though in fairness that's a low bar. See them in The Big Bang Theory.
N'Jadaka is a righteous man with a violent agenda. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.
This barber doesn't cut hair. Sweeney Todd sends his clients down a chute to be baked into his partner-in-crime's pies. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.
The incomplete experiment of an inventor, Edward Scissorhands was left with blades instead of hands and an unpolished understanding of the world. See them in Edward Scissorhands.
You couldn't ask for a better, or weirder, daughter like Cassie. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.