Because you like Kenny McCormick in South Park

Omar Little is a pretty chill guy, as long as you can forgive the stealing and killing people. See them in The Wire.

When the going gets tough, Dre Johnson gets tougher. Well, he'd like to think he does. See them in Blackish.

Vivian Ward is a no-nonsense working girl with fairy-tale dreams. See them in Pretty Woman.

If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.

Effortlessly sexy, calm, and collected, Eric Northman is equally at home ripping off heads and flirting with waitresses. See them in True Blood.

Fox Mulder is a devoted believer in aliens, monsters, and that the truth is out there. See them in The X-Files.

His murderous megalomania aside, Loki is quite charming. Just don't mention his strapping older brother; he's a tad jealous. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Tony Stark's interests include cocktails, beautiful women, particle physics, and saving the world. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Dominic Toretto lives his life "a quarter mile at a time", and he burns through those miles faster than anyone. See them in The Fast and the Furious.

Xena's a warrior on a redemptive quest who excels in extreme sports and uses a whip to block axes in mid-air. See them in Xena Warrior Princess.

A master manipulator, Frank Underwood has a tight grip on Washington DC. Plus who doesn't like having a leader who frequently tosses off Shakespearean asides? See them in House of Cards.