Because you like Kenny McCormick in South Park

If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.

An All-American football player, a ping pong star, and a freakishly determined runner, Forrest Gump has a ton of stories to tell. See them in Forrest Gump.

Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.

The only thing that can match Rose's looks are her hot temper and free spirit. See them in Titanic.

Her interests include martial arts, interrogation, and hacking. Natasha Romanoff is the ultimate spy. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Sharply perceptive and stubbornly principled, Jane Eyre might not have a very loud voice, but she knows when and how to use it. See them in Jane Eyre.

Romantic, tortured, and at times cruel, Heathcliff is an intense man. See them in Wuthering Heights.

Even the smallest person can change the course of the world, if he's brave enough. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Carrie Bradshaw is a sex columnist addicted to expensive shoes, Cosmopolitan martinis, and unavailable men. See them in Sex and the City.

This metal-bending mutant may be misaligned with the genetically normal people of the world, but Magneto's got class for days. See them in X-Men Series.

Ava may just be the perfect woman. So long as she can pass a Turing test. See them in Ex Machina.

Phil Coulson is a deadly field agent with the demeanor of a friendly dad. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.