Because you like Chef in South Park

Yes, she's an "older" woman, but that just makes Mrs. Robinson sexier and more seductive. See them in The Graduate.

Cosmo Kramer is an eccentric schemer whom you might know better as the "Assman." See them in Seinfeld.

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.

Michael Scofield is no criminal, and he didn't get jailed by accident. See them in Prison Break.

They say prison changes you, and Piper Chapman is figuring that out the hard way. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Riley Blue is trying to outrun her bad luck, but she might not be fast enough. See them in Sense8.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.

The Kid doesn't talk. He just acts with determination. See them in Bastion.

The best part of Yelena Belova's life was fake and no one told her. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Alex DeLarge likes his favorite milk-based, drug-laced cocktail. It helps him get in the mood for a night of "ultra violence." See them in A Clockwork Orange.

A house elf, Dobby is loyal, compassionate, and yearning for freedom. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.