Because you like Chef in South Park

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.

They say prison changes you, and Piper Chapman is figuring that out the hard way. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Cosmo Kramer is an eccentric schemer whom you might know better as the "Assman." See them in Seinfeld.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.

Yes, she's an "older" woman, but that just makes Mrs. Robinson sexier and more seductive. See them in The Graduate.

Riley Blue is trying to outrun her bad luck, but she might not be fast enough. See them in Sense8.

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.

Born into luxury, Sybil Crawley wants to find real purpose and meaning in her privileged life. See them in Downton Abbey.

The Kid doesn't talk. He just acts with determination. See them in Bastion.

Alex DeLarge likes his favorite milk-based, drug-laced cocktail. It helps him get in the mood for a night of "ultra violence." See them in A Clockwork Orange.

Growing up is hard for Carl Grimes. Growing up in a zombie apocalypse is even harder. See them in The Walking Dead.

Beware! Anton Chigurh carries a coin with him, which he forces his victims to flip to decide whether they will live or die. See them in No Country for Old Men.