Character Recommendations Based on Carl Gallagher

Frank Reynolds It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Too gross even for the prostitutes he hires

Eugene H. Krabs SpongeBob SquarePants

Greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws

Buddy Pine / Syndrome The Incredibles

Unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols

Sheldon J. Plankton SpongeBob SquarePants

Packs a lot of evil into a tiny body

Creed Bratton The Office

Truly strange man with a mysterious past and an inscrutable blog

Fiona Goode American Horror Story: Coven

Ferociously independent and wickedly smart, this Supreme Witch truly reigns supreme

Zero Holes

His nickname of 'Zero' says a lot about what other people think of him

Marie Laveau American Horror Story: Coven

Take heed: There's no one more vengeful than a double-crossed voodoo queen

Cory Matthews Boy Meets World

Equal parts funny and neurotic, Cory's biggest strength is his warm, generous spirit

Mitchell Pritchett Modern Family

Mitchell prefers to have a place for everything and everything in its place