Because you like Carl Gallagher in Shameless

Luke Danes will serve you coffee and always be there for you to help out. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Tattoos, bad boys, and heroin: Jane Margolis is learning that some vices are more dangerous than others. See them in Breaking Bad.

Pro tip: the psych ward is not the best place to find a mentor like Lisa Rowe. See them in Girl, Interrupted.

Sidney Prescott is trying to return to life as a regular, teenage girl – one who doesn't cause rooms to go silent when she walks in. See them in Scream.

Anastasia Steele's new boyfriend Christian might as well come with a warning label that reads "Beware: Severe Issues That Might Warrant a Trip to Dr. Phil." See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

Everything is fascinating to Octavia Blake who has been locked away for her entire life. See them in The 100.

Patrick Verona is a bad boy who's after a tough girl. See them in 10 Things I Hate About You.

Violet Harmon takes teen angst to a paranormal level. See them in American Horror Story.

Although she's the queen of killer comebacks and one-liners, Janis Ian is honest about her feelings and cares deeply about her friends. See them in Mean Girls.

Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.

The Grinch's heart is just too small to appreciate Christmas. See them in Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas.