Because you like Newman in Seinfeld

Most kids hope for a car for their 16th birthday, but Mia Thermopolis' present is a country to rule. See them in The Princess Diaries.

The biggest lesson from this inspiring teacher? Carpe diem. See them in Dead Poets Society.

Leonard Hofstadter is the normal one among his scientist friends, though in fairness that's a low bar. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

His name is Inigo Montoya and whoever killed his father should be prepared to die. See them in The Princess Bride.

Sookie Stackhouse is a waitress who can read minds and break hearts. See them in True Blood.

He's a troubled insomniac in search of a moment to rest and a meaning to his existence. See them in Fight Club.

Pro tip: the psych ward is not the best place to find a mentor like Lisa Rowe. See them in Girl, Interrupted.

Raiden is an efficient soldier haunted by his repressed past. See them in Metal Gear Series.

High school is Hell, so Allison Reynolds spends her time giving herself tattoos with ballpoint pens and shaking dandruff out of her hair. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Though seemingly caring and calm, this motel owner has a mysterious streak of intensity. See them in Psycho.

Told her son will one day save the world, Sarah Connor dedicates her life to training him to do just that. See them in The Terminator.