Because you like Newman in Seinfeld

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Frank Ginsberg is the number one Proust scholar in the world, but he recently failed at committing suicide. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Blunt but anxious, Gretchen Ross bonds most easily with those who have lived tough lives like she has. See them in Donnie Darko.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Taystee Jefferson is always down for a laugh and to help a friend out. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.

A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.

Boomerang is equally skilled at tossing boomerangs and tossing back beers. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Free-spirited Annie Hall goes through life saying "La-di-da, la-di-da, la la." See them in Annie Hall.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.