Because you like Newman in Seinfeld

Breaking bones and hearts, Callie Torres has figured out how to put the bones back together. But the hearts? Not so much. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

A loyal assistant to Nelson and Murdock, Karen Page has a way of finding trouble. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

April Ludgate doesn't like sunshine. She's more of a blood and guts kinda girl. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Luis is a deliverer of silver linings and long-winded stories. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

Paulie Bleeker is shy, sweet, and super into orange tic-tacs. See them in Juno.

He's the great Black Star, and he's come to assassinate you. See them in Soul Eater.

Josh Lucas just can't stop hanging around his stepsister's house. See them in Clueless.

There's magic behind Tara Maclay's quiet façade. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Nick Miller might not have a bank account, but he defintely has a lot of love to give. See them in New Girl.

After having his mind altered after a bad breakup, Joel Barish is not convinced that ignorance is bliss. See them in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Riggan Thomson is a washed-up movie star running from his inner demons. Alas those inner demons look just like the superhero he used to play. See them in Birdman.