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Phoenix Wright is an easygoing defense attorney who is rarely defensive. See them in Ace Attorney Series .

For Lee Everett, every day is now just another struggle to collect supplies, find other survivors, and stay alive. See them in The Walking Dead (Video Game).

A sadistic sociopath, Lil Z is helping make the City of God slum a Hell on Earth. See them in City of God.

This wizard is never late, nor is he early. Gandalf arrives precisely when he means to. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

How lucky are we that Arthur Curry, the King of Atlantis, hasn't taken over the surface world? Very! See them in DC Extended Universe.

When it comes to flattery, manipulation, and politics, Oswald Cobblepot can play with the best of them. See them in Gotham.

Let's just say Sheldon Oberon is having an out-of-body experience like no other. See them in Jumanji.

Phoebe Caulfield is a wise-beyond-her-years 10-year-old with an empathetic spirit. See them in The Catcher in the Rye.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Once described as a "beautiful, tropical fish," Ann Perkins exudes warmth, and unlike most of her friends she also has common sense. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Wanderer is a Soul, a parasite sent into a host to take over their body, extracting information from them and colonizing their species. See them in The Host.

A few millennia in the mortal realm have caused DEATH to be quite enamored of life. See them in Discworld.