Because you like George Costanza in Seinfeld

A man of the court, Lord Varys knows how to manipulate it better than anyone. See them in Game of Thrones.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

A few millennia in the mortal realm have caused DEATH to be quite enamored of life. See them in Discworld.

Like her trusty sword, Arya Stark is tiny but vicious. See them in Game of Thrones.

Madman, murderer, or musician? No one knows the Phantom behind the mask. See them in The Phantom of the Opera.

A weather-controlling mutant, Storm doesn't just use her powers to ruin Magneto's day with unexpected showers. She is truly a badass. See them in X-Men Series.

Who needs friends when you're the King of Duelists? See them in Yu-Gi-Oh! .

Squidward Tentacles is a pretentious clarinet player in search of peace and quiet. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

The brilliant and well-adjusted Ender Wiggin is being groomed for the next generation of military leaders to fight alien invaders. See them in Ender's Game.

Tiffany Maxwell wishes people would stop reminding her about her dead husband. See them in Silver Linings Playbook.

Cutting ties with her con-artist friends, Sarah Manning is creating a better life for her daughter by taking on the identity of the deceased Beth. See them in Orphan Black.

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.