Because you like Estelle Costanza in Seinfeld

Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Blaine Anderson is a put-together prep school boy with the voice of an angel. See them in Glee.

Mark Sloan is the best plastic surgeon and biggest playboy the hospital's ever seen. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Talking to a stranger on a train is the best decision Jesse Wallace ever made. See them in Before Sunrise.

Greg Hirsch is new to the Roy family's cutthroat world of wealth and privilege. See them in Succession.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

Quinn Fabray can become a monster when there is something she wants. See them in Glee.

Don't let his old age fool you, Heihachi Mishima is a ruthless pragmatist who values self-reliance above all else. See them in Tekken .

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Merciless and manipulative, Queen Ravenna is determined to become the fairest of them all. See them in Snow White and the Huntsman.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

David Nolan is a noble fairy tale prince with the heart of a hero, regardless of whether he can remember his past or not. See them in Once Upon a Time.