Because you like Estelle Costanza in Seinfeld

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.

The biggest nerd in high school, Bill Haverchuck is the biggest target for bullies. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Andy Bernard is a preppy Cornell grad who's very likely to break into an acapella performance. See them in The Office.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.