Because you like Perry Cox in Scrubs

A poised, stately man-out-of-time, Ichabod Crane typically faces the modern world with wry quip. See them in Sleepy Hollow.

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Jenny Flint is a devoted wife and daring crime fighter, which is pretty unconventional for a Victorian maid. See them in Doctor Who.

Though he may be blind, Chirrut Imwe sees the power of the force more than most. See them in Rogue One.

Michael Bluth is the only sane person in a family of eccentrics. At least, that's how he thinks of himself. See them in Arrested Development.

A neurotic people pleaser, Tom Wambsgans is both ambitious and spineless. See them in Succession.

Thanos is an intergalactic warlord, on the hunt for infinite power. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Let's just say Sheldon Oberon is having an out-of-body experience like no other. See them in Jumanji.

Chuck Bartowski is a sweet, laid-back electronics store/top secret government employee. See them in Chuck.

Cyclops shoots lasers out of his eyes, destroying anything in his line of sight. See them in X-Men Series.

Erlich Bachman is an overconfident wannabe mentor blowing all types of smoke around the tech industry. See them in Silicon Valley.