Because you like Fred Armisen in Portlandia

Herion is Mark Renton's favorite drug. He sniffs it, smokes it, swallows it, sticks it up his arse, and injects it into his veins. See them in Trainspotting.

A jazz musician, Sebastian Wilder is passionate about his music and his life. See them in La La Land.

Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Max Fischer is the President of every club who's fighting to save Latin at his school and kiss his teacher. See them in Rushmore.

As a doctor-in-training, John Dorian should have his head in the game. But most of the time, it's in the clouds. See them in Scrubs.

Chuckie Finster is a baby afraid of everything from clowns to closets, unless his best friend's by his side. See them in Rugrats.

Dee Reynolds is selfish, narcissistic, and a target of extremely cruel ridicule. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Lucille Bluth doesn't understand the question, and she won't respond to it. And you're probably better off. See them in Arrested Development.

Marv is a brutish but principled thug who'd be right at home on an ancient battlefield. See them in Sin City.