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All of Tate Langdon's obsessions are dangerous. See them in American Horror Story.

Kim Kelly is a high school bully who's normally in a bad mood. But there's a softer side to her. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Lloyd Dobler is a kickboxer wearing his heart on his sleeve who would do anything for the woman he loves. See them in Say Anything.

Roman Roy is an entitled rich boy, but he's smarter than he seems. See them in Succession.

Violet Harmon takes teen angst to a paranormal level. See them in American Horror Story.

Milhouse Van Houten is happy to be second banana. See them in The Simpsons.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Holland March is known to wake up hungover in full bathtubs. See them in The Nice Guys.

Prideful and psychotic tendencies combine to make Dr. Eggman a dangerous and villain who will squash anyone in his path. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Part archaeologist, part philosopher, part politician, Jean-Luc Picard is an unashamed intellectual who runs a tight ship. See them in Star Trek: The Next Generation.

A gifted detective, Rust Cohle is as dark and twisty as any murderer he chases. See them in True Detective Season 1.