Because you like Jeremy Usborne in Peep Show

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.

An opinionated pothead with a passion for conspiracy theories, Steven Hyde is secretly more sensitive than he lets on. See them in That '70s Show.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Jyn Erso is a rebellious criminal tasked with stealing the blueprint to the Death Star to find its fatal flaw before it destroys the planet. See them in Rogue One.

A believer in the philosophy of Nietzsche, Dwayne Hoover has taken a vow of silence until he becomes a test pilot for the Air Force. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

A born psychopath, don't expect Michael Myers to understand the difference between right and wrong. See them in Halloween.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

If the awesome Andie Walsh is from the wrong side of the tracks, we don't want to be right. See them in Pretty in Pink.

A laid-back stoner, Ben Stone wasn't planning on life's ultimate responsibility. See them in Knocked Up.