Because you like Crowley in Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

A gruff and hardened professional, Marcus Fenix keeps his emotions buried deep. See them in Gears of War.

Frank West enjoys the adventure that comes from his work. But a zombie outbreak might be a little too much even for him. See them in Dead Rising.

Good fashion? Check. Snarky quips? Check. Supernatural evil-fighting powers? Also check. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Willow Rosenberg may be a witch who can defeat the forces of evil, but she still gets emotional over kittens on the Internet. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Hiccup Haddock III may be the only Viking nerd in recorded history. See them in How to Train Your Dragon.

Shaun is used to being lazy. And now, you're asking him to fight for his life? See them in Shaun of the Dead.

For somebody who won't answer questions, the enigmatic C.C. sure asks a lot of them. See them in Code Geass.

A Washington DC fixer, Olivia Pope can make roadblocks disappear with a single phone call. "It's handled" is her life motto. See them in Scandal.

Stranded on Mars, Mark Watney is armed with quick wits, an electronic diary, disco music, and an undying resolve to make it back. See them in The Martian.

Shrek is a nasty-on-the-surface ogre with a heart of gold and an earful of wax. See them in Shrek.