Because you like Christian Grey in Fifty Shades of Grey

The only constant in Night Vale is Cecil's hypnotic voice. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

Wei Shen is an undercover cop on a mission for justice (or at least vengeance). See them in Sleeping Dogs.

Claire Standish is a popular, perfect princess who's deeper than she seems. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Spencer Reid's super-smarts helps catch killers, and his social awkwardness endears co-workers. See them in Criminal Minds.

He may forget his homework, lose his toad, and fall off brooms, but Neville Longbottom can also single-handedly destroy villains. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Gregor Samsa is an ordinary man in an abnormal predicament. See them in The Metamorphosis.

Although she's only six, Hushpuppy is a tough girl ready to stand up to terrifying, pre-historic beasts after the storm. See them in Beasts of the Southern Wild.

Dee Reynolds is selfish, narcissistic, and a target of extremely cruel ridicule. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Effy Stonem is cool and collected with a wry smile on her face and a cigarette between her lips. See them in Skins.

Marge Gunderson embodies the very best of the American Midwest. She's kind, friendly, and fiercely honest. See them in Fargo.

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.