Because you like Christian Grey in Fifty Shades of Grey

With an abundant supply of alcohol, nice restaurants, and free will, Crowley is a demon who is thoroughly enjoying his time on Earth. See them in Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

A secret smoker, Margot Tenenbaum has plenty more secrets where that came from. See them in The Royal Tenenbaums.

A man of the court, Lord Varys knows how to manipulate it better than anyone. See them in Game of Thrones.

Mac is a karate-chopping, beer-chugging schemer. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Alex Russo desperately wants to keep her magic – after all, things are so much easier when you can just wave a wand. See them in Wizards of Waverly Place.

Maurice Moss is a dedicated IT guy who even talks like a computer. See them in The IT Crowd.

In his heart, this student rebel is more of a lover than a fighter. See them in Les Miserables.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

A brilliant intelligence officer, Eve Polastri seems more like Bridget Jones than James Bond. See them in Killing Eve.

Velma Dinkley is all about getting results, not taking credit. She is the unsung hero of Mystery Inc. See them in Scooby-Doo.

A charismatic and misunderstood FBI agent, Dale Cooper relies on dreams and premonitions to solve cases. See them in Twin Peaks.