Because you like Piper Chapman in Orange Is The New Black

Stewie Griffin is just your average evil-genius, talking, sociopathic baby. See them in Family Guy.

Ciel Phantomhive is a haughty teenage nobleman who doesn't suffer fools gladly. See them in Black Butler.

Wearing couture pinstripe suits over his cut abs, banker Patrick has a way with the ladies. But his relationships never end well. See them in American Psycho.

Korra is stubborn, outgoing, and faced with huge responsibilities she might not be ready for. See them in The Legend of Korra.

Stoic, cynical, and independent, Homura Akemi is an alluring enigma. See them in Puella Magi Madoka Magica.

Self proclaimed, Fat Amy, likes horizontal running and mermaid dancing. Important skills, one could argue. See them in Pitch Perfect.

Arthur Dent is an incredibly normal man on an incredibly abnormal adventure. See them in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Empathetic Nausicaa embraces all forms of life, even those that might scare other people. See them in Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind.

Peppy and optimistic, Joy is totally lost when it comes to dealing with Sadness. See them in Inside Out.

For Sly Cooper, stealing isn't just about the haul. It's also about the journey. See them in Sly Cooper.

Wei Shen is an undercover cop on a mission for justice (or at least vengeance). See them in Sleeping Dogs.