Because you like DEATH in Discworld

This high school queen bee has everything, including a genius-level IQ—a fact Lydia Martin keeps hidden to maintain her image. See them in Teen Wolf.

Holland March is known to wake up hungover in full bathtubs. See them in The Nice Guys.

If the awesome Andie Walsh is from the wrong side of the tracks, we don't want to be right. See them in Pretty in Pink.

Alison DiLaurentis believes you're always better off with a really good lie. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

You'll never get Alaska Young. And that's the whole point. See them in Looking for Alaska.

Emily Gilmore is the DAR chair, proud grandmother, and full of opinions. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Some might call Jess Mariano mysterious. Others just call him moody. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Kiara Carrera is a hippie socialist who likes sea turtles more than people. See them in Outer Banks.

Nick Miller might not have a bank account, but he defintely has a lot of love to give. See them in New Girl.

You wouldn't know it by looking at her, but beneath Sheila Jackson's sweet, motherly exterior lies a sex addict. See them in Shameless.

Amy March blends her naturally artistic spirit with a sense of practicality. See them in Little Women.