Because you like DEATH in Discworld

Luke Danes will serve you coffee and always be there for you to help out. See them in Gilmore Girls.

A charming acapella performer, Jesse Swanson perfectly blends being nerdy with being cool. See them in Pitch Perfect.

John Tyree has survived heavy gunfire and aggressive enemy soldiers. But can he handle a girl? See them in Dear John.

Don't underestimate Maggie Greene. She's a farm girl with a mission. See them in The Walking Dead.

Ryan Howard is a temp turned executive turned failing small-time media mogul. See them in The Office.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Joyce Byers isn't crazy. She's just speaking to her missing son across dimensions using Christmas lights. See them in Stranger Things.

Eleanor puts up a tough front, even when everyone else tries to tear her down. See them in Eleanor and Park .

Stefan Salvatore was the golden boy when he was alive. Can he keep it up as a vampire? See them in The Vampire Diaries.

Summer Roberts is privileged and preppy but also surprisingly open-minded and fiercely loyal. See them in The O.C..

Joe Goldberg works at a local bookstore and charms most girls sock's off. He is also a serial killer, but no one is perfect! See them in You.

Billionaire playboy by day and vigilante archer by night, Oliver Queen aims to rid Starling City of crime and atone for his past mistakes. See them in DC Extended Universe.