Because you like Gabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives

Remy Hadley is a closed book—a cynical, super-smart closed book. See them in House M.D..

Haley Dunphy's interests include shopping, dating, and avoiding homework at all costs. See them in Modern Family.

Ezra Fitz is a young English teacher hounded by his own relationship mistakes. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

Anya Jenkins has a real harsh bark to go with her demonic bite. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Jo Wilson is an accomplished doctor who's getting over her past. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Charlotte York is an idealistic art curator who loves horses, tennis and Elizabeth Taylor movies. See them in Sex and the City.

Connor Walsh is arrogant enough to think he's the smartest guy in the room, and quick-witted enough to prove that he is. See them in How to Get Away with Murder.

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

Don't tell anyone Kate Austen was under arrest when the plane crashed. See them in Lost.

Phoebe Halliwell is a bestselling author and martial arts master with power of premonitions. See them in Charmed.

Yes, she's an "older" woman, but that just makes Mrs. Robinson sexier and more seductive. See them in The Graduate.