Because you like Linda Belcher in Bob's Burgers

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Mother Gothel is a great mother as long as you never, ever, break the rules. See them in Tangled.

Mac is a karate-chopping, beer-chugging schemer. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

Princess Bubblegum is brilliant and determined, but can display a nasty temper. See them in Adventure Time.

Alfredo Linguini can whip up five star meals effortlessly. Just don't look under his hat. See them in Ratatouille.

Jillian Holtzmann's madcap mind is always whirring and she will transform anything into one of her machines. See them in Ghostbusters (2016).