Because you like Bernard Black in Black Books

Haymitch Abernathy is a trainer for the tributes of District 12, although he's never sober enough to give much advice. See them in The Hunger Games .

Hughie Campbell didn't ask to be a hero, but he's tired of injustice. See them in The Boys.

A librarian and aspiring Egyptologist, Evie O'Connell would rather have her own adventures than just read about them. See them in The Mummy.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

A legendary warrior with a complicated relationship to the truth, Jaime Lannister is revered and reviled in equal measure See them in Game of Thrones.

The only constant in Night Vale is Cecil's hypnotic voice. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.