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Daria Morgendorffer is so defensive that she actively works to make people dislike her so that she don't feel bad when they do. See them in Daria.

Charlie is a Type A theater director dealing with something out of his control: a painful divorce. See them in Marriage Story.

Sophia Burset will teach you how to navigate the prison world and maybe how to make cute shower shoes from commissary items too. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Few can match this dwarf when it comes to self-confidence. Gimli is as eager for a good time as he is for a fight. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.

Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Luis is a deliverer of silver linings and long-winded stories. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

In his heart, this student rebel is more of a lover than a fighter. See them in Les Miserables.

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.

Roger Kint is a nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think. See them in The Usual Suspects.

Joe West is overprotective and secretive when his children are involved. See them in DC Extended Universe.